I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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