so explain again why im purple
no
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
