I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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