so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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