quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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