no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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