it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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