Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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