Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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