he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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