it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You were trust falling into bushes
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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