The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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