I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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