Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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