Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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