So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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