yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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