you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
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Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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