There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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