I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
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Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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