The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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