my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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