brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
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Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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