Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
