I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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