so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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