3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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