on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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