"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
