Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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