It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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he tried to breastfeed my turtle
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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