Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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