Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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