I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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