This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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