apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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