i was rollin on her like bob the builder
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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