So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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