There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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