So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
3 2 1 whiskey
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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