I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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