I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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