my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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