he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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