Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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