just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize
