ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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