I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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