Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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