Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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