it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
jump out the window naked night went bad
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