i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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