He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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