Wow word travels fast.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line