So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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