She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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