I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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