I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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