What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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