Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
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I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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